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'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

"I am not asking for directions."

"You've got computer-breath."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

You are here.

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

"This translation app isn't working."