Benefits Campaigner Pillows

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Palin 2012

Jerry Brown.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Friends of the Earth

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Tony Blair

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Scott Walker keeps his job.

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

Labor abuse

Welcome to Washington DC...Beware election year politics.

"None of the candidates - not one - talks about health insurance for use."

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

You're suffering from pre-election fever brought on by competing promises.

'The terms of my parole make it impossible for me to return to my seat in congress with known criminals.'

TRUMP

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