Benefits Campaigner Pillows

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Palin 2012

Jerry Brown.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Fahrenheit 911.

Tony Blair

Now You're Talking

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Friends of the Earth

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

Scott Walker keeps his job.

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"None of the candidates - not one - talks about health insurance for use."

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

You're suffering from pre-election fever brought on by competing promises.

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

Labor abuse

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'The terms of my parole make it impossible for me to return to my seat in congress with known criminals.'

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"