Benefit Gurus T-Shirts

"We offer a comprehensive benefits plan that covers everything from minor cuts to nasty scrapes."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

The MBA Draft

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Career opportunities

"Uh-Oh..."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Early Business Planning

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I think you might need to start again."

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Target your message

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'The company's in great shape financially. Hey, a bent but still usable staple!'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"It's going to require a great deal of money."

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

Female business.

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'