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I hope that answers your questions about the wages, annual bonus, pension plan....Now don't you want to know something about the job?

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Todays Sermon: 'Can our entitlements be saved?'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

Making Money.

'I'm appalled, the bank's limited my bonus to 'grossly sickening' when I've earned 'outrageous'.'

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'The position carries no salary but does provide for full medical and dental coverage, with three weeks vacation.'

'I don't need your love. I need a 401 (k) and health insurance.'

What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank!

"So this 'customer care' idea seems to be working."

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package †major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

'We've ended up paying our 'golden hellos', golden 'return from holidays' and Prickman wanted a golden 'thank you' after coming back from a toilet break!'

"There's a one-year don't-get-sick probation period for our health insurance."

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

'Getting a big bonus to risk other people's money makes me wonder if I am part of a conspiracy.'