Bench Press Fanatic Mugs

Bench Press you!

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

power of press

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

The killing of journalists

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'I think I've found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride.'

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

"He's taking the circulation war a bit too seriously."

Ancient man

Dawit Isaak

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'

'Man in hat reads newspaper with shock horror headline.'

What are your comments on press intrusion

Dip Pen Bouquet

Park Statue

'Doesn't this bench belong in the park?'

Coming soon, wet paint.

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

Bulltoon: Bull dozer!

A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.

Victim of your own writings.