Bench Press Fanatic Mugs

Bench Press you!

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Is this your first book launch?'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

The Daily Me

power of press

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

The killing of journalists

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'I think I've found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride.'

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

"He's taking the circulation war a bit too seriously."

Dawit Isaak

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

'Man in hat reads newspaper with shock horror headline.'

'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

Ancient man

What are your comments on press intrusion

Dip Pen Bouquet

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

'Doesn't this bench belong in the park?'

Coming soon, wet paint.

Park Statue

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

Bulltoon: Bull dozer!

How Fatherhood Affects Belt Height: Father/Grandfather/Great Grandfather.

A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.