Bench Magician Mugs

Carpenter

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

Instructional guide to scribbling

Time Is Money

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"Could you keep still?"

"This will be a tricky operation."

Investing your savings

Smoke and mirrors.

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Everything's gone up."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

Inkwell Genie.

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'