Belief System Debaters Mugs

Heaven for Agnostics

"I'm sorry, but we can't go out. I'm a creationist and you are a lump of coal. I....I just don't believe in carbon dating."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Changing Minds

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"This'll show the Theology Department."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

Good shrink, bad shrink.

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

Actual Results May Vary

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

Basic Theology

Blasphemer! Ignoramus. HOJ. Your anti-religious rants will lead to the breakdown of morality. The divine is our source of civilization and humanity. It's what separates us from lowly animals. That and our ability to turn worthless jungle into condos. You're playing dirty now, hairless one.

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

Liberals Ignore Science Too

Capital punishment right or wrong? For men or women?

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."