Behind-barbecue Bars Prints

The prison-food was so bad, the inmates decided to smuggle in a cordon bleu chef!

"How can you be out of wings?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Steak Ted?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'No ice.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

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"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"An everything Martini, please."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'