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'We've increased the voltage of the electrical shocks. Now, the male mouse puts the little toilet seat down almost every time.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Out Of Control Youth

'I'm afraid he's learned another disgusting habit.'

Silent Body Language

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

The life of penguins.

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

Failures.

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Pavlov's dog

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

Pavlov's Dream

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

"People are crazy."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

Lab rat dreams.

'And what a horrible little package.'

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

'That's what I wanted to ask you about.'

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload

Before the Salivating Dogs