Behavioral Studies T-Shirts

'We've increased the voltage of the electrical shocks. Now, the male mouse puts the little toilet seat down almost every time.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

Psychological Research Institute. Show me a bunch of type A's, and I'll show you a control group!

Out Of Control Youth

'I'm afraid he's learned another disgusting habit.'

Silent Body Language

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

The life of penguins.

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Failures.

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Pavlov's dog

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Pavlov's Dream

"People are crazy."

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

Lab rat dreams.

'And what a horrible little package.'

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'