Behavioral Health Prints

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

They hated me.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Self help acupuncture

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

America, are we learning anything?

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Santa Claus's Mail

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Licensed Therapist

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"