Behavior Studies Prints

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Santa Claus's Mail

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I hate it when we fight."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

The life of penguins.

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Failures.

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

One giant bark for dogkind.

Pavlov's dog

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

"People are crazy."

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

Pavlov's Dream

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

'The vet will see, you know!'

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.