Behavior Studies Pillows

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Santa Claus's Mail

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"I hate it when we fight."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

The life of penguins.

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

Failures.

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

Pavlov's dog

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

One giant bark for dogkind.

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"People are crazy."

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

'The vet will see, you know!'

Pavlov's Dream

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

Lab rat dreams.