Beginning Painting Classes Mugs

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The Art Student.

You're my Mona Lisa.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Jack of all trades

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

Paul Klee

Face painting.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

The DaVinci Code

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Painting clouds

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

A caveman paints from life

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Painting the Ceiling

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Horti-Culture

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."