Beginning Painting Classes Mugs

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The Art Student.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Jack of all trades

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

Paul Klee

The DaVinci Code

Face painting.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Painting clouds

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

A caveman paints from life

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Horti-Culture

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight