Beginning A Travel Adventure Prints

Confusing directions.

Airlines

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Airport

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Airliner

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Snake Charming

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

'How was your holiday?'

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

London summer.

'California: Here I come!'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'