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Airlines

Carefree luggage.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I just..."

Italia tours

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Airport

Technological Dependence.

Be open to help.

The Airport.

Mass Travel

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Western Outfitters.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Superman Going On Vacation.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'Bed & Bagel'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'