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"I think I need to diversify my portfolio."

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'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

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'I was doing okay in the stock market until I started investing too heavily in liquid assets!'

'where do you plug it in?'

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'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in Japanese.'

'I must admit, I've never seen a decline like this in the three hours I've worked in the industry.'

'He lost his licence after 35 years and it's been that long since he's walked anywhere!'

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'I worked out I have enough money to last the rest of my life,'