Beetroot Aficionado Prints

Pickled beets.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

A vampire in a canoe.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

You are what you eat!

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"She's a natural!"

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Neil Young

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

William Tell Overture

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"This is the worst gum disease I've ever seen...I'd suggest you eat more vegetarians."

"No, let down your hair!"

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.