Beetroot Aficionado Mugs

Pickled beets.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

A vampire in a canoe.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

You are what you eat!

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"She's a natural!"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

William Tell Overture

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"This is the worst gum disease I've ever seen...I'd suggest you eat more vegetarians."

William Tell in his younger years.

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"No, let down your hair!"

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'