Beer Belly Philosopher Mugs

"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"

''Light' beer bottles. Somewhere there's a slob on a diet.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Men gossiping

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management."

ONE HORSE TOWN

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Brickie's Mate

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"