Beer Banter Buddy Mugs

'Sometimes, you can be quite philosophical, Bert.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I know it's gassy...'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Peach flirting with a banana.

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"I think it stopped breathing."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Next Round Indicator

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Wanna talk about it?

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'