Beer Banter Buddy Mugs

'Sometimes, you can be quite philosophical, Bert.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I know it's gassy...'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"I think it stopped breathing."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Peach flirting with a banana.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Wanna talk about it?

Next Round Indicator

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'