Bee Protector Gifts

Fake honey and the bees that make it

'Johnny, no! The best revenge is living well!'

Be BEE Friendly: NO Pesticides!

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Bumble Bee

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

Save the termites.

Product Testing Department

Vacant possession.

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

Non-Working Bee, Please Help

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

'Oh, no, not another spelling bee!'

'She thinks of them as her children...'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

Stinging Bee

Honeycomb

Were you aware, minion, that bees are dying off by the millions all over North America? No. Studies show it was caused by a certain type of pesticide that was introduced in the 1990s. A pesticide that nobody can prove was concocted by a young man in my - I mean, his - basement. Anyone who thought ahead and stocked an underground cavern with 50 tons of honey is going to clean up. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Very bad man.

'That was a good idea of yours to make ourselves scarce, the price of honey is going through the roof. I am going to cash in and get myself a nice little hive in Ibiza.'

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."

'Your Majesty, your Majesty: The workers are discussing the possibility of forming a Trade Union!'

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

"You don't want me. I've got bird flu!"

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

'Hell for Bees.'

"That’s it! Start my own business and make exoskeletons for squishy bugs everywhere."

"Well, your people heard wrong. We are not prepared to sweeten the deal."

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."