Bee Protector Gifts

Fake honey and the bees that make it

'Johnny, no! The best revenge is living well!'

Be BEE Friendly: NO Pesticides!

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Bumble Bee

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

Save the termites.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Product Testing Department

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

Vacant possession.

'Oh, no, not another spelling bee!'

Non-Working Bee, Please Help

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

'She thinks of them as her children...'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Stinging Bee

Honeycomb

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

'That was a good idea of yours to make ourselves scarce, the price of honey is going through the roof. I am going to cash in and get myself a nice little hive in Ibiza.'

"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."

'Your Majesty, your Majesty: The workers are discussing the possibility of forming a Trade Union!'

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

'Hell for Bees.'

"You don't want me. I've got bird flu!"

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

"That’s it! Start my own business and make exoskeletons for squishy bugs everywhere."

"Well, your people heard wrong. We are not prepared to sweeten the deal."

"How flexible are you?"

'I've got a good feeling, this one's a 'keeper'.'

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."