Bedtime Snack Seeker T-Shirts

'I want the whole pie!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

Student Food Pyramid

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Bedside Manna.

"You complete me."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

'Because it's there!'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station