Bedtime Snack Seeker T-Shirts

'I want the whole pie!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Student Food Pyramid

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Bedside Manna.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'Because it's there!'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Oysters in June - delicious!

'Then there was the time I walked into this mars bar - I got covered in chocolate!'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

Honest Vending Machine

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station