Bedtime Rituals Enthusiast Mugs

"Perhaps it's time we stop reading about sex and just go to sleep."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'And you're telling me this, why?'

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Bedtime story.

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

Father nursing his sick child

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

The Tooth Ferret

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

A.S.A.P.'s Fables

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

"Mind if I read a little?"

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'