Bedroom Tricksters T-Shirts

"Abra-Viagra."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Hypnotoon

"We're here, Harry."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"Namaste."

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

First Annual Psychic Convention

Wine Lovers

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

101 Positions/101 Excuses

"Is there room for me?"

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

"Next time, Id' like the director's cut."

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

'I'm not applauding your lovemaking, I'm trying to turn off the lights.'

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

New Karma Sutra: No.1 The Begging Position.

Sex Games of the Married

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

'OK, the bedspread doesn't do it for you. What's your formula for arousal?'

'She's my sex therapist.'