Bedroom Tricksters Mugs

"Abra-Viagra."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Hypnotoon

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"We're here, Harry."

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"Namaste."

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

Wine Lovers

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

"Is there room for me?"

101 Positions/101 Excuses

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

"Next time, Id' like the director's cut."

'I'm not applauding your lovemaking, I'm trying to turn off the lights.'

Sex Games of the Married

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

New Karma Sutra: No.1 The Begging Position.

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

'She's my sex therapist.'

"I drink to forget."

"Two minute warning..."