Bedroom Musicians Prints

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Tedious Romantic.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

'We'll take it!'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"Abra-Viagra."

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

'Gravity wins - again.'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"Is there room for me?"

"Are we there yet?"

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

'Don't hurt it.'

"Next time, Id' like the director's cut."

"Yes, you were snoring again."

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

'I'm not applauding your lovemaking, I'm trying to turn off the lights.'

New Karma Sutra: No.1 The Begging Position.