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'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

The Boys of Indian Summer

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Baby it's cold outside.

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Take us to your feeder."

Champagne and Oysters

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

Man reading a tablet in library.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

Hockney by the Pool

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

Happy National Pride Month

'Look out of the window and say 'ah'.'

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

'Sorry, I'm to tired to walk you today.'

'If I fall asleep and my team scores, please fist bump a member of the hired help for me.'