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'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

The Boys of Indian Summer

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Baby it's cold outside.

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"Take us to your feeder."

Champagne and Oysters

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Man reading a tablet in library.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

Hockney by the Pool

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

Happy National Pride Month

'Look out of the window and say 'ah'.'

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

'Sorry, I'm to tired to walk you today.'

'If I fall asleep and my team scores, please fist bump a member of the hired help for me.'

'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'