"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"
Bed Hog Cub T-Shirts
Dress your little bed hog in humor and style with our playful T-shirts featuring the Bed Hog Cub. These comfy tees bring out their creative and mischievous personality with a fun design.
"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."
'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?
"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"
'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'
'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'
Hogwarts Academy. What magic? This is a veterinary school specializing in swine skin conditions.
"USA map"
'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'
'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'
Bedtime Real Estate Distribution (for dog owners)
"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"
"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."
"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."
"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"
'My, my, don't we look fetching.'
"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."
"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"
"Don't worry, he won't hurt you intentionally."
'For Diahrrea in hogs? Well, first of all, I'd feed bland garbage!'
Beware Of The Hog...
"What's a nice b**ch like you doing in a place like this?"
"Well you won't be nicking all the duvet tonight."
"My wife! Lying curled in the bed!"
A man watching television sees that the Apathy channel has been canceled due to a lack of interest.
Man's Best Friend
'Let's face it. . . the slop always looks better on the other side of the fence!'
Bed Hog Cub T-Shirts Collection
Bed Hog Cub Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous and heartfelt mugs featuring the Bed Hog Cub—a perfect gift to brighten any morning for your little bed hog.
Bed Hog Cub Pillows
Find fun and cozy pillows with the Bed Hog Cub motif, a charming way to add personality and comfort to your child's room or cuddle corner.
Bed Hog Cub Prints
Browse our delightful prints featuring the Bed Hog Cub—great for decorating a special space that celebrates your little one’s playful, creative spirit.