Bed Head Appreciator Prints

'I'm at Kasey's and guess what? She has extremely bad morning hair!'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Rapunzel? She bought a time-share in Costa Rica. I'm Larry."

"This is all my own hair."

"How long before I have a dad body?"

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Cloak Rooms

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

'Mine!'

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

'There's a four letter word for what we do in bed -R-E-A-D.'

"And you're sure an adjustable bed will help with the sharp pains in my back?"

"Then I saw this amazing bright light and a soothing voice said to me 'Go back, Go back It isn't your time.' "

"You look amazing for someone who's just woken up!"

Out of work baker - I knead your dough.

'I'm no good at doing bodies!'

"Make yourself at home I beieve you said"

'I won't be in to work today... I woke up with a bug.'

"When was this bed last serviced?"

'Santa, is my buddy in there?'

"Whoa, dude! Serious bed head."

Spending too much time in bed.

Goldiepaws: I can do that too.

"No, I'm an ocologist, as in a cancer doctor. Not an on-call-ogist! Stop calling me!"

French Bankers in London

Monday: Missed the snooze ??" hit the ooze button.

Utopian Fedoras.

"I hope you get hit by a plow truck."

"You have some serious bed hair, Dear."