Bedhead Embracer Prints

"You look amazing for someone who's just woken up!"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Rapunzel in the Morning

Tired Barbie

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Anxiety of Change

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

Salman Rushdie

"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

"You're over reacting. Everyone gets a gray hair."

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'I won't be in to work today... I woke up with a bug.'

'I'm at Kasey's and guess what? She has extremely bad morning hair!'

"Whoa, dude! Serious bed head."

"Does my bump look big in this"

"Make it sassy, Jim."

". . . So tell me Mr. Confirmed Bachelor. . . why did you get married?"

'I told Fred if he wants to feel the wind rushing through his hair he'd better unbutton his shirt.'