Bed Day Dreamer Mugs

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Duck Hunt

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"It looks brighter over there!"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Dreaming of Holidays.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Differing thoughts of male and female.

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

The tanning channel.

'Who says I'm beached?'

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

Mental To-Do List

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'