Becoming Step-siblings Prints

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Changes at home

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

Toys

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

Swinging on the Chandelier

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Reflected Glory

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'That's my Brother - He hasn't learned to walk yet!'