Becoming Step-siblings Pillows

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

Changes at home

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Toys

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

Swinging on the Chandelier

Reflected Glory

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's bathroom-challenged.'