Becoming Debt-free Mugs

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Investing your savings

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

Wide screen TV

'It's great not needing to put anything aside for a rainy day.'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"It's over!"

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

'Will that be on your store charge?'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

In case of insolvency break glass.

Pay Peter...Pay Paul.

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

Worrying over the large number of bills to pay.