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"I swear to tell my own truth..."

'... Yeah. That just means we aren't much good.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"We make crime pay."

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'Will this help me get into law school?'

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

Counsel examining witness

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

McWit Legal College

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'