Becoming A Guardian Mugs

Guardianship of minors

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

The Zoo.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"He likes it."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Tommy!"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Handle With Care

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

US Capitol Building Toppled

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'