Bebop Devotee Gifts

Real Gone Cat

Turn, turn and turn.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Radiator jazz player

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Waving from Behind the Curtain

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Fred Astaire

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Peter Gabriel

Dancing in a circle

Bad Career Move

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

Musical party at a private victorian house.

Johann Strauss II

Valet (ballet) parking.

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

'I download music from a radio station in South Korea, and I got Seoul music.'

Male Ballet Dancer

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

Dancing on the beach

"Do you have the 'Oxford Companion to Michael Jackson'?"

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."