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"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"We have an acronym!"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

Win - win

Woman crying with happiness.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Guess what? I won again.'

You said you wanted me to speak to the chairman of Hardcastle industries - I've just realised that's me.