Beauty Ritual Enthusiast Pillows

Spa

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

Loofah Lady

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

New Twenty Blades

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Hair spray"

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

'Botox...'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"More concealer?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Mirror mirror...

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Complete Makeover

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."