Beauty In The Ordinary Pillows

'There're hideous aren't they?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

The adoration of the gels.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Bad fake tan day.

Spa

Bad hair day!

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Lesser known greek gods,

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Shampoo.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Too much concealer?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Dating is so expensive...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Have you no common scents?!'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"I don't like your application."