Beauty Experts Pillows

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

The adoration of the gels.

Bad hair day!

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Dating is so expensive...

"Too much concealer?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

What price beauty?

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"I don't like your application."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Curling your hair for no reason

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Hair spray"

New Twenty Blades

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Woman applying makeup