Beatles Gifts

Doug McGregor, a Beatles fan to the very end.

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

McCartney to wed in secret.

'I'm leaving the tribute Beatles to form tribute Wings!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Beatles

The Beatles

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Lennon and McCartney.

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Robotic Man

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Robots In The Boardroom

Four children playing the flute.

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Driverless cars rage.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"Downton Abbey Road"

Robot Jogger

Bot Art: After da Vinci