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Happy Birthday: Simply the Beast

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"The hyenas started it."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Dead Funny

"First date hairball... awkward."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Cat in a flap

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish