Bearish Forecaster Pillows

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

European currency on the edge.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

Pessimists v Optimists.

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

What will happen in the world

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

Here today, Bailed Out Tomorrow.

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Wall Street Lights.

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'