Bearable Jokesters Prints

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

Consenting Adults.

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

Men dancing

Lesbians for Christ

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Increase Your Height.

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

Celebrity Clown Rehab: 'And so how does that make you feel, Chuckles?'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

The little rascal! He knows we're watching him and that he's safe next to his warren, so he's mooning us!

"So I'll have to believe it so see it?"

"It was worth a try."

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

A Please Wipe Your Feet mat with words mixed up at the Dyslexic clinic.

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

'I'm not applauding your lovemaking, I'm trying to turn off the lights.'

I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose.

"Stop complaining...now when you wander off in the store, I can find you!"

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'