Bear Market Cowboy Prints

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Sub-prime Bear

Artists of the wild west.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'Time to buy.'

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Stock market books.

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

Stock market recession strategy.

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

How to bare up in a bare market.

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'