Bear Market Warrior Prints

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

Sub-prime Bear

'Time to buy.'

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

Stock market books.

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

Stock market recession strategy.

Markets Drama

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

'He's back on the ledge again! This time, he sold everything, and the market went back up.'

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

How to bare up in a bare market.

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

Death of a broker.

'The current business climate is keeping the bears in hibernation.'

"You're new around here."

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."