Bear Market Warrior Prints

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

Sub-prime Bear

'Time to buy.'

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

Stock market books.

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

Markets Drama

Stock market recession strategy.

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

'He's back on the ledge again! This time, he sold everything, and the market went back up.'

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

How to bare up in a bare market.

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

"You're new around here."

Death of a broker.

'The current business climate is keeping the bears in hibernation.'

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."