Bear Comedy Enthusiast Prints

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The Rooster Comedian.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Dog traps the postman.

Baby Bear.

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

You have the worst spring breath.

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

Bear at a vending machine

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'I seem to be trading hibernation for urination.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"