Beanball Survivors Mugs

Yomp' career cut short by beanball!

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

Middle Distance Runners

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

Before the Salivating Dogs

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

"It's always 'The humble lima bean this, and the humble lima bean that.'"

'Ahhh! The sweet smell of success!'

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

Surprise attack by the beanbag.

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

"I met my husband at the Bean Lovers Convention and we've been shooting the breeze ever since!"

After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.

House of Beans.

The Creature of the Black Legume

No Pontificating in the Bean Bag Chair

'No, don't tell me. . . open the beans.'