Bean Dip Lover Prints

"Some party, huh? Did you try the bean dip? How's the family? Give me a call some time! I want to introduce you to some friends of mine."

'Normally, he's an indoor dog, but he got into the bean dip.'

"Just be yourself."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Peel poker.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Banana Yoga

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

Can I get you another coffee?

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

Banana striptease...

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

"I'm a baahnana!"

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Middle Distance Runners